MACINTOSH SURPRISES


In version 1.0 of Total Distortion for Macintosh, there are a number of fatal "surprises" that may abruptly end your game. (In later versions, we hope to have these errors corrected.)

  1. When entering the Matching Game Room (after inserting Card X), be sure to JUMP. Apparently, the Guitar Warriors Guild of Metal Lord Servants ingeniously created a trap that crashes all interfaces if the player attempts to STEP into this sacred area.
  2. Sandwiches eaten right outside of the Personal Media Tower cause a total lack of movement. This is believed to be caused by a rare substance called Ramfora that is abundant on the little stepping stone islands adjacent to the Guitar Bridge. Ramfora emits a strange unknown chemical into the air that poisons anything in the vicinity that is edible.

If you have anything to add to this list of "surprises", EMail them to poptech@poprocket.com